What Melissa Dunphy has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about Melissa Dunphy

Why I like Melissa Dunphy

She’s my big sister.

A story about Maynard James Keenan

After a fairly lengthy conversation, he propositioned me for a threesome with him and some groupie after a Perfect Circle gig in Sydney. I turned him down.

Hilariously, after the concert a lot of fans didn’t recognize him because he took off his wig and donned a Gucci beanie.

Why I want to meet Melissa Dunphy

because i was in bloody scotland the last time!

Why I want to meet Alan Rickman

I wish he were my father.

A story about Natali

She fucking had a chance to meet me, and she blew it. Blew it!

A story about Leviathant

Leviathant is my husband. We share a bed, a cat, and a brain.


The world wants to meet…

Woody Harrelson Martin Luther King, Jr. SissyPanties12 Satansangel666xx grlnxtdr wants to meet Flirt is not as sneaky or cheeky as Joyjoei! Agyness Deyn Pete Wentz Richard Hell sallygirl Peter Gabriel l.m. orchard lindalee wants to meet daffidoll Erlend Øye Alan Watts Enya Darlene Zschech abun za launch Akira Kagimoto Sean Mark Bean John Legend churchie00 best4u Stephen Baxter King Arthur Roux!!! Gerard_Way ozt wants to meet ~**~mmm ~**~ Audrey Tautou